D.I. Vladi

So yesterday I was thinking about you and I had an urge to find you some military gear. I remembered that there was a store in the Montebello mall that sold such items. After work I went over there to pursue my intentions. When I got there I was disappointed to find that there was only slim pickens as far as the eye could see. Just as I had lost all hope, I found this black cover that I could just picture you in. I started looking through them and saw that they were for adult sized heads starting at a size xtra small which was 6 3/4. I kept looking at it thinking would this fit your grape. I said what the heck and decided to get it for you. When I was about to pay I saw that they also made dog tags there. I saw that they made black ones and thought what a perfect accessory to go with your cool new boonie cover. Five minutes and thirty dollars later I had the combo in hand and was anxious to have you wear the new digs. When I got home and had you try it on it fit you, but it was a bit snug. We ended up having to return it later that evening and get you a size small which was a size 7. Wow! What a big brain you have Vladi!!! Well today I was off from work and we spent the day together. You looked like a mini drill instructor. Now please don't mistake Vlad's innocence for weakness. He may not look tough now, but if he chose, I'm sure he would make one mean D.I. Your mom might not like me even mentioning such a career path, but know that whatever road you choose I will support you 100% even if you choose to follow in my footsteps and join the Marine Corps!

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